Gift yourself and your friends a real Man Card™...and a mustache.
The Man Card's™ strength comes from 16 GA stainless steel its made from, so it will hold up to any kind of wear and tear a true man can inflict. It fits perfectly in your wallet to help prevent wear and bend on your credit cards. And the kicker? The mustache also serves as a bottle opener.
*Exclusively sold on Tapiture*